Just had Chinese food. I would die if I never had...
Anonymous asked: Well those fuckers should rot in hell, and since I'm anon, I guess I can't prove that I'm not 60, so I'm fucked lol I'm not joking, you're really pretty, and you seem really fun as hell to just chill with.
Anonymous asked: Why do you always insist that I'm joking? You're hot! By the way, you should show more gpoys. Preferably your butt, since you keep braggin about it. ;) Don't make me beg.
Anonymous asked: I would LOVE, to fuck you. :) Sad about the big bang theory though!
Oh fuck me!
I’ve been waiting like 3 or 4 weeks for the new episode of The Big Bang Theory, and I just realized it came on 2 hours ago -___- Now I have to wait till someone puts it online.
someone has a stick up her ass today.
Mom: Can you come in my room and get the Chinese food money and answer the door when the delivery guy gets here?
Me: I'm in the middle of something, can you do it?
Mom: Fine then, I guess you don't want to fucking eat!
Me: What the hell, I just said I'm in the middle of something.
Mom: Fine. Remember that.
Me: What?! What did I do?
Mom: You know what, Ashley? You are out of fucking control.
It's so funny seeing all the people that had...
UP FOR SOME DIRTY HANGMAN?
Quinn: You put two people in a room together long enough, eventually they're gonna fuck.
Debra: Oh wow. That's so romantic. You should have that tattooed across your fat head.
I have an 11 year old follower.
…why are you allowed on anything other than cartoonnetwork.com and barbie.com
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-________- stop being so selfish, fuckwad.
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Lol, girls all over tumblr complain about being...
Try being right in the middle of 4’10” and 4’11” :/
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I don’t go gaga over British people.