March 2011
Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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I hate Swype.
I just meant to send someone “Come get in my bed.” and Swype made me send “Come get in my beard.”
Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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Holy shit, she smells like heaven.
Been best friends since we were eleven, and oh my god I like her.
Mar 1st
5 notes
February 2011
Feb 28th
90,412 notes
Feb 28th
9,922 notes
4 tags
I want a shirt that says:
WILL BLOW FOR CHINESE FOOD
Feb 28th
Feb 28th
1,570 notes
1 tag
When I'm home alone
I walk around naked and sing show tunes.
Feb 28th
Just met a guy
so far he is absolutely perfect for me. But he lives 4 hours away in Dallas :/
Feb 28th
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
"Do You Smell Weed?"
blasfemia: been there what seems to be the problem occifer
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
839 notes
1 tag
Mom bought Thin Mints and didn't put them in the...
da fuck house u think u in?
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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THEY ARE PLAYING THE STAR WARS THEME AT THE OSCARS
I AM SUCH A NERD
Feb 28th
I really miss kissing.
Feb 28th
I'll always be here
if you need me.
Feb 28th
1 note
1 tag
Feb 28th
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Feb 27th
265 notes
Feb 27th
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I've been having a lot of dreams about driving...
And one strange as fuck one about my ex last night.
Feb 27th
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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I think
I could make you happy.
Feb 27th
Feb 27th
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I swear my ass grew.
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
927 notes
2 tags
Close the doors, if you want to see her breathing...
Feb 27th
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Ashlie
blasfemia: ashleyknuckles: blasfemia: I fucking love you more. No, I love you more :3 No ash i love u more. Nope.  I love you more.
Feb 27th
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Ashlie
blasfemia: I fucking love you more. No, I love you more :3
Feb 27th
5 notes
2 tags
Have a Portuguese song stuck in my head. These are...
oh my marijuana my fellow football fans my darling my people my waterfall my girl my flamenga my capoeira my girl my darling my Valeria… oh my shack my hunger my rum my jail my tramp oh my life my mambembe oh my steep path oh my girl my darling my Valeria my football fans my flamenga my jail my grass my fellow football fans my darling my tramp my mambembe my beauty my capoeira… oh my...
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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How many of you are high as fuck like me?
Feb 27th
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Level 366 of Unblock Me
Why don’t I have a life? Brb gonna light this bowl.
Feb 27th
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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That freshly shaved vagina happy feeling
megandaniels:
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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My cat died, I have a headache, my stomach hurts, I feel bloated as fuck, and I have a really short temper today. I really really really don’t feel up to babysitting two kids under 3 that scream the second their parents leave tonight. Too bad it’s too late to back out.
Feb 26th