I hate Swype.
I just meant to send someone “Come get in my bed.” and Swype made me send “Come get in my beard.”
Holy shit, she smells like heaven.
Been best friends since we were eleven, and oh my god I like her.
I want a shirt that says:
WILL BLOW FOR CHINESE FOOD
When I'm home alone
I walk around naked and sing show tunes.
Just met a guy
so far he is absolutely perfect for me. But he lives 4 hours away in Dallas :/
"Do You Smell Weed?"
blasfemia: been there what seems to be the problem occifer
Mom bought Thin Mints and didn't put them in the...
da fuck house u think u in?
THEY ARE PLAYING THE STAR WARS THEME AT THE OSCARS
I AM SUCH A NERD
I really miss kissing.
I'll always be here
if you need me.
I've been having a lot of dreams about driving...
And one strange as fuck one about my ex last night.
I could make you happy.
I swear my ass grew.
Close the doors, if you want to see her breathing...
blasfemia: ashleyknuckles: blasfemia: I fucking love you more. No, I love you more :3 No ash i love u more. Nope. I love you more.
blasfemia: I fucking love you more. No, I love you more :3
Have a Portuguese song stuck in my head. These are...
oh my marijuana my fellow football fans my darling my people my waterfall my girl my flamenga my capoeira my girl my darling my Valeria… oh my shack my hunger my rum my jail my tramp oh my life my mambembe oh my steep path oh my girl my darling my Valeria my football fans my flamenga my jail my grass my fellow football fans my darling my tramp my mambembe my beauty my capoeira… oh my...
How many of you are high as fuck like me?
Level 366 of Unblock Me
Why don’t I have a life? Brb gonna light this bowl.
That freshly shaved vagina happy feeling
My cat died, I have a headache, my stomach hurts, I feel bloated as fuck, and I have a really short temper today. I really really really don’t feel up to babysitting two kids under 3 that scream the second their parents leave tonight. Too bad it’s too late to back out.