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“Now go home and get your fucking shine box.”

– Goodfellas

Dec 31st

I've toked so much this break that when I go back...

Dec 31st

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Little bitches, get out.

crossyourhearttrynottodie: We don’t want no skinny bitches. BIG BOOTY BITCHES. B-B-BIG BOOTY BITCHES.

Dec 31st

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Way down, below the ocean, where I wanna be, she...

Dec 31st

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Pussy Power

Dec 31st

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Apparently "throwed" is a Houston term.

i was unaware

Dec 31st

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my ex boyfriend wants to be my new years kiss

uh, wut. i haven’t heard from you in 6 months and now you’re texting me asking me to come see you?

Dec 31st

That hungarian aids.

meghan-massacre: You know that new type of aids, not the old type. with this aids you can get it from just looking at me. so gtfo creeper and stop lookin fo booty calls. ;) yes i love you >:) but i’m not telling him that

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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kpopmypussy-deactivated20120418 asked: im not butt hurt at all im actually happy you unfollowed me.
why would i want you following me. lol

omg.
you are so dumb k bye enjoy your life.

Dec 31st

kpopmypussy-deactivated20120418 asked: im not butt hurt at all im actually happy you unfollowed me.
why would i want you following me. lol

omg.
you are so dumb k bye enjoy your life.

Dec 31st

kpopmypussy-deactivated20120418 asked: lol <3

Dec 31st

kpopmypussy-deactivated20120418 asked: lol <3

Dec 31st

your blogs sucked anyways.

boysdontcrey: you keep track of who unfollws you? BB U SO KEWL!~~*~8 OMG

Dec 31st

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he's coming over to smoke in 5 hours >:)

Dec 31st

I hate when people just show up unannounced

I was supposed to hang out with my friend this morning and he said he’d text me when he woke up so I could get ready and shit, I stayed up till 8 waiting for him to text me and he didn’t so I fell asleep. At 12:45 he texted me saying “ay nigga sorry i was sleeping good” and I was like “it’s okay, me too” and literally RIGHT after I hit send he calls me. So...

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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"Don't tell me my business, devil woman!"

Dec 31st

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Me: WHO'S THE LEADER OF THE CLUB THAT'S MADE FOR YOU AND ME?! M I C, K E Y, M O U S E! MICKEY MOU---

Meghan: Please die.

Dec 30th

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waltertheburninggiraffe asked: Imagine seeing a stray dog walkin down the road with Tchaikovskys 42nd measure tagged on em hahahaha

Dec 30th

waltertheburninggiraffe asked: Imagine seeing a stray dog walkin down the road with Tchaikovskys 42nd measure tagged on em hahahaha

Dec 29th

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I laughed so hard.

Snuck my friend into my house while my mom ran to the store. We hotboxed my closet and now my room smells soooo strong I have the window open, two fans on, and three different air fresheners. But anyway, I went to check if I had papers anywhere downstairs and when I came back, he was watching porn on my laptop in my closet. And I literally thought that was the funniest thing in the world....

Dec 29th

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I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' no babies!

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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my buddy's coming over at 8 to wake n bake :)

Dec 29th

Anonymous asked: post a pretty picture of yourself?

Dec 29th

Anonymous asked: post a pretty picture of yourself?

Dec 29th

Anonymous asked: OMG, wax your fucking eyebrows

Dec 29th

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Anonymous asked: OMG, wax your fucking eyebrows

Dec 29th

Just got home.

Blaaaaaaaaaaazing. I love becca

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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This is awkward

With Becca and Kevin at some guy’s house with lots of other people I don’t know.

Dec 29th

Dec 28th

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Don't ever tell me you're going to come see me and...

I fucking canceled my plans to be here at a certain time because you said you were coming over. So I waited until a few minutes after you were supposed to be here and texted you asking if you were still coming, but did you reply? Of course not. Have you been here yet? Of course not. I’m really pissed now.

Dec 28th